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Offensive Crayons Porn Pack by Wood Rocket
Description
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Get ready to colour outside the lines with the Offensive Crayons Porn Pack by Wood Rocket! From the makers of the popular Offensive Crayons, this hilariously naughty collection puts an adults-only twist on an everyday colouring essential.
Each pack contains 24 crayons featuring cheeky, sex-themed colour names designed to get a laugh before you even open the box. With outrageous shades like Oral Orange, Peg Me Purple, and I Think I Am Going To...Cream, ordinary colouring takes a decidedly inappropriate turn.
Perfect for adult colouring books, novelty gifts, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or a hilarious addition to your next game night, these crayons bring plenty of personality to creative activities. Pair them with Wood Rocket's adult colouring books for an entertaining gift combination.
Key Features
- 24 Naughty Crayons: A complete pack of 24 crayons, each featuring a cheeky adult-themed colour name.
- Hilarious Colour Names: Includes outrageous shades such as Oral Orange, Peg Me Purple, and I Think I Am Going To...Cream.
- Adults-Only Humour: A playful, sex-themed twist on traditional colouring supplies.
- Fun Novelty Gift: Great for adult birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and cheeky gift exchanges.
- Display-Friendly Packaging: The box can stand upright or hang on a retail display hook.
- Creative Entertainment: Pairs naturally with adult colouring books for a humorous colouring session.
Product Specifications
- Brand: Wood Rocket
- Product Name: Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
- Product Type: Adult novelty crayons
- Quantity: 24 crayons per pack
- Theme: Sex-themed humour and novelty colouring
- Packaging: Stand-up box with hanging display hole
- Intended Audience: Adults
Use & Care
- Use with adult colouring books or other suitable colouring paper.
- Keep crayons in their original packaging between colouring sessions.
- Intended as an adult novelty colouring product.
Staff Tip
Pair the Porn Pack with a Wood Rocket adult colouring book for a hilarious gift bundle. It's also a fun activity to bring out at a bachelor or bachelorette party.
Recommended Accessories
- Wood Rocket Collection — Explore the brand's adult colouring books and other cheeky novelty gifts.
- Adult Humor Collection — Discover more funny gifts, party novelties, and adults-only entertainment.