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You Asshole Keychain by Wood Rocket
Description
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Not available for in-store pickup or local same-day delivery.
Give your keys a little attitude! The Fuck Buddies: Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain by Wood Rocket is a hilariously cheeky accessory that combines a cute butt plug design with a bold, unapologetic message. Featuring the phrase "Fuck You, Asshole!", this playful enamel keychain is perfect for anyone who appreciates outrageous adult humour and novelty accessories.
Small accessory, big personality! Part of the Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Collection, this novelty keychain features a fun butt plug-inspired design with colourful soft enamel detailing. It's a cheeky way to add personality to your keys, backpack, purse, or favourite bag.
Compact, colourful, and full of attitude! Measuring 3" high x 1.75" long x 0.5" wide, this distinctive keychain is designed to stand out without taking up too much space. The attached key ring hoop makes it easy to add to your everyday accessories.
A hilarious gift for your favourite troublemaker! Whether you're shopping for a friend with a wicked sense of humour, putting together a cheeky gift basket, or looking for a funny stocking stuffer, the Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain is sure to get a laugh.
Because sometimes your accessories should do the talking! With its playful butt plug design and hilariously blunt message, this Wood Rocket keychain is a fun addition to any adult novelty collection.
Key Features
- Cheeky Butt Plug Design: Features a cute butt plug-inspired shape with a humorous adult message.
- Bold Printed Phrase: Displays the outrageous statement "Fuck You, Asshole!"
- Soft Enamel Finish: Features decorative soft enamel detailing.
- Compact Size: Measures 3" high x 1.75" long x 0.5" wide.
- Key Ring Hoop: Easily attaches to keys, bags, backpacks, and other accessories.
- Fun Novelty Gift: Perfect for birthdays, stocking stuffers, gag gifts, and friends who appreciate cheeky adult humour.
Product Specifications
- Brand: Wood Rocket
- Collection: Fuck Buddies
- Product Name: Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain
- Product Type: Adult novelty enamel keychain
- Design: Butt plug-inspired novelty design
- Text: "Fuck You, Asshole!"
- Height: 3"
- Length: 1.75"
- Width: 0.5"
- Finish: Soft enamel
- Attachment: Key ring hoop
- Quantity: 1 keychain
- Intended Use: Decorative accessory and novelty gift
Additional Information: Exact metal composition, weight, and packaging details have not been specified by the supplier.
Use & Care
- Attach the key ring hoop to your keys, backpack, purse, or another suitable accessory.
- Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth to remove fingerprints and surface dust.
- Avoid abrasive cleaners that could scratch or damage the soft enamel finish.
- Keep away from prolonged moisture exposure and harsh chemicals.
- Avoid bending or applying excessive force to the key ring attachment.
- Store in a clean, dry location when not in use.
- Keep away from small children due to the adult language and small accessory components.
Important: This product is a decorative novelty keychain only. It is not intended for intimate use.
Staff Tip
Looking for a gift with absolutely no filter? The Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or addition to a cheeky birthday gift basket. Pair it with another funny novelty accessory for a gift that's guaranteed to make a statement!
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Let your keys deliver the punchline! Add the Fuck Buddies: Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain by Wood Rocket to your everyday accessories and show off your sense of humour. With its soft enamel finish, compact dimensions, key ring hoop, and unforgettable message, this cheeky novelty keychain makes a fun gift or a playful treat for yourself.