Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie
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Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie
Fresh breath has never been this hilariously inappropriate! Get ready to freshen your breath and tickle your funny bone with Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie! These cheeky penis-shaped breath mints combine refreshing minty flavour with outrageous adult humour, making them the perfect novelty candy for anyone who appreciates a naughty joke. Each bag contains 3 oz (85 g) of penis-shaped mints, approximately 100 pieces, delivering plenty of opportunities for laughs, smiles, and fresh-breath moments.
Who knew fresh breath could come with so much attitude? Forget ordinary breath mints and predictable candy containers. The Little Geenie Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks brings a playful twist to a familiar everyday treat. With their cheeky shape and refreshing minty character, these novelty mints are designed to make people laugh before they even taste one.
A mouthful of minty mischief! These funny adult candies are shaped like tiny penises, giving traditional breath mints a hilarious makeover. Whether you're handing them out at an adult party or surprising a friend with a gag gift, their outrageous design is sure to spark a conversation.
Keep your breath fresh and your humour filthy! The Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy is described by Little Geenie as a refreshing way to freshen your breath. Enjoy the familiar appeal of a mint with the added entertainment of an unforgettable novelty shape.
Approximately 100 little reasons to laugh! Each bag contains approximately 100 penis-shaped mints, giving you a generous collection of bite-sized novelty candies. The piece count is approximate, so the exact number may vary from bag to bag.
Three ounces of pure cheeky fun! With a confirmed net weight of 3 oz (85 g), this novelty candy bag makes a playful addition to adult party supplies, funny gift baskets, or personal candy collections. It's a convenient option for anyone who enjoys combining sweet treats with a wicked sense of humour.
Small bag, enormous personality! Measuring 5.5 inches by 4 inches by 1 inch, the bag offers a compact format for gifting, displaying, or storing. Its convenient dimensions make it easy to include in an adult-themed gift package or novelty candy assortment.
Make your next party a little more outrageous! Looking for a funny conversation starter for an adult celebration? These penis-shaped mint candies are a cheeky choice for grown-up birthday parties, bachelorette celebrations, and other occasions where irreverent humour is welcome.
Give your gag gifts a refreshing twist! A bag of Minty Dicks is an entertaining choice for the friend who seems to have everything, especially if that friend appreciates ridiculous jokes. Pair it with a humorous greeting card or novelty gift bag for a memorable surprise.
Perfect for the friend with absolutely no filter! Some people prefer traditional chocolates and candy. Others want a treat that makes them burst out laughing. The Little Geenie Minty Dicks Candy is made for the second group, combining edible novelty fun with a boldly inappropriate sense of humour.
Bring a little sass to your candy stash! Whether you're shopping for a funny birthday present or adding a cheeky treat to your personal collection, these novelty breath mints deliver a playful alternative to everyday mint candies.
A hilarious addition to adult gift baskets! Build a memorable novelty gift package by combining Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks with other funny candies, adult humour accessories, and a cheeky greeting card. The compact bag size makes it easy to include in a larger themed surprise.
Turn ordinary party favours into laugh-out-loud surprises! These penis-shaped mints are a fun option for adult party favour tables, novelty candy displays, and cheeky celebrations. Keep them in their original packaging so guests can identify the product and review its label before enjoying.
Refreshingly funny from the first look! The charm of these mints is their combination of familiar breath-freshening candy and outrageous novelty styling. They're designed to entertain adults who enjoy playful products that refuse to take themselves too seriously.
Make your next gift exchange unforgettable! The Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie is a natural fit for humorous holiday exchanges, funny birthday surprises, and adult-themed gift baskets. Sometimes the best present is the one that makes everyone laugh.
It's not just candy, it's a conversation starter! With their distinctive penis shape and cheeky product name, these mints add personality to your snack collection. They're a playful way to share a joke with friends who appreciate adult humour.
Ready to freshen up with a little mischief? Whether you're treating yourself or surprising someone else, these novelty breath mints combine refreshing flavour with a hilariously bold presentation. They're proof that even something as simple as a mint can have a mischievous personality.
Give ordinary breath mints the day off! With approximately 100 penis-shaped mints per bag, a 3 oz (85 g) net weight, and compact 5.5" x 4" x 1" packaging, this Little Geenie candy makes a memorable novelty gift for adults who enjoy a little laughter with their refreshments.
Ready for a bag full of minty attitude? The Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie brings together cheeky adult humour, refreshing breath mints, and an unmistakably funny design. Give them as a gift, bring them to a party, or keep them around for a hilariously refreshing moment!
Craving more sweet treats with a naughty sense of humour? Explore our collection of Edible Candies for more playful sweets and novelty treats, or browse our selection of Adult Humor for hilarious gifts, cheeky surprises, and laugh-out-loud novelties at Source Adult Toys.
Features
- Penis-Shaped Breath Mints: Funny novelty candies shaped like miniature penises.
- Refreshing Minty Character: Designed to freshen your breath with a playful twist.
- Approximately 100 Mints: Each bag contains around 100 pieces.
- 3 oz Net Weight: Contains 3 ounces of novelty mint candy.
- 85 g Net Weight: Metric net weight is 85 grams.
- Compact Bag Dimensions: Measures 5.5" x 4" x 1".
- Cheeky Adult Humour: Combines an outrageous name with a hilarious candy shape.
- Funny Gag Gift: A playful surprise for adults with a sense of humour.
- Bachelorette Party Candy: A fun addition to grown-up celebrations.
- Adult Birthday Treat: Adds a cheeky twist to birthday gift baskets.
- Novelty Party Favours: Suitable for adult party tables and themed celebrations.
- Conversation Starter: The unusual shape makes these mints memorable.
- Gift Basket Friendly: Compact packaging works well with other novelty gifts.
- Edible Novelty Candy: A humorous alternative to ordinary breath mints.
- Little Geenie Brand: Part of Little Geenie's playful adult novelty selection.
Product Specifications
- Brand: Little Geenie
- Product Name: Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy
- Product Type: Novelty breath mints / edible candy
- Candy Shape: Penis-shaped
- Flavour Description: Minty
- Net Weight: 3 oz (85 g)
- Approximate Quantity: 100 pieces per bag
- Package Width: 4 inches
- Package Height: 5.5 inches
- Package Depth: 1 inch
- Package Dimensions: 5.5" x 4" x 1"
- Packaging: Bag
- Product Theme: Adult humour / novelty candy
- Intended Purpose: Breath-freshening novelty candy
- Exact Mint Ingredients: Not provided
- Allergen Information: Not provided
- Sugar Content: Not specified
- Sugar-Free: Not confirmed
- Gluten-Free: Not confirmed
- Vegan: Not confirmed
- Vegetarian: Not confirmed
- Artificial Colours: Not specified
- Country of Manufacture: Not specified
- Expiration Date: Refer to product packaging
- Intended Audience: Adults
- Product Availability: Online only; drop shipped
Gift Ideas & Occasions
- Adult Birthday Parties: Add a cheeky candy surprise to the celebration.
- Bachelorette Parties: Bring some hilariously inappropriate fun to the party table.
- Gag Gift Exchanges: Surprise someone who appreciates outrageous jokes.
- Funny Holiday Gifts: Include a bag in an adult-themed gift exchange.
- Novelty Gift Baskets: Pair with other playful candies and funny accessories.
- Just-Because Gifts: Make a friend laugh with an unexpected minty surprise.
- Adult Party Favours: Add a cheeky touch to grown-up party celebrations.
- Friendship Gifts: Perfect for a best friend with a wicked sense of humour.
- Novelty Candy Displays: Add personality to an adult-themed candy assortment.
- Funny Greeting Card Gifts: Pair with a sarcastic card for extra laughs.
Use & Care
Getting Started with Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks
- Inspect the candy bag before opening.
- Check the package for ingredient and allergen information.
- Review the best-before or expiration information.
- Open the package according to its design.
- Remove a mint with clean, dry hands.
- Enjoy the mint according to the product label.
- Keep the remaining candy protected from moisture.
- Store the bag according to the manufacturer's instructions.
Sweet Tip: The funny shape makes these mints a great conversation starter at adult gatherings.
Enjoying the Refreshing Minty Flavour
Little Geenie describes these candies as refreshing breath mints.
- Enjoy as an occasional novelty candy.
- Follow any serving guidance printed on the package.
- Do not consume if you are allergic to any listed ingredients.
- Keep the mints dry between uses.
- Do not use candy as a replacement for regular dental care.
Understanding the Approximate Piece Count
Each bag contains approximately 100 penis-shaped mints.
- The quantity is an estimate.
- The exact number of pieces may vary.
- Net weight is confirmed as 3 oz (85 g).
- Use the package label for any additional quantity details.
Using the Candy for Adult Party Favours
These novelty mints are a playful addition to adult celebrations.
- Keep the candy in its original packaging when possible.
- Make ingredient information available to guests.
- Consider guests' allergies and dietary restrictions.
- Use them for adult-oriented events where the humour is appropriate.
- Keep away from young children due to choking risks and adult-themed presentation.
Creating a Funny Novelty Gift Basket
- Choose an appropriately sized gift bag or basket.
- Add a bag of Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks.
- Include other separately purchased novelty treats if desired.
- Add a humorous greeting card.
- Use decorative tissue paper for presentation.
- Keep food items in their original packaging.
- Give the gift to someone who appreciates adult humour.
Checking Ingredients & Allergens
The supplied manufacturer description does not include a complete ingredient list or allergen declaration.
- Read the packaging before consuming.
- Check for allergens and ingredients you need to avoid.
- Do not assume the candy is sugar-free, gluten-free, or vegan.
- Follow any warnings on the label.
- Contact the manufacturer if additional ingredient information is required.
Keeping Your Candy Fresh
Proper storage can help maintain the condition of novelty breath mints.
- Follow the storage instructions on the packaging.
- Keep away from excessive heat.
- Protect from moisture and humidity.
- Avoid leaving the bag open unnecessarily.
- Do not consume candy that appears contaminated or damaged.
Food Safety & Handling
- Wash and dry your hands before handling unpackaged candy.
- Avoid touching multiple mints unnecessarily.
- Do not share loose candy that has been handled by several people.
- Keep away from dirty or wet surfaces.
- Follow the manufacturer's food safety instructions.
Using the Mints as a Gag Gift
The bag's outrageous name and novelty candy shape make it an entertaining gift for adults.
- Choose a recipient who appreciates explicit humour.
- Pair with a funny greeting card.
- Include in a birthday or holiday novelty gift basket.
- Keep the original package intact for food safety information.
- Let the candy's cheeky design deliver the joke.
Storage, Safety & Shelf Life
- Store according to the product label.
- Keep in a cool, dry location.
- Protect from moisture and direct sunlight.
- Check the expiration or best-before information.
- Do not consume after the date indicated on the package if the label advises against it.
- Keep away from young children and pets.
- Check the ingredient list for allergens.
- Discard candy that appears spoiled, contaminated, or otherwise unsafe.
Safety Note: Small candies can present a choking hazard. Use appropriate caution and keep out of reach of young children.
Staff Tip
Fresh breath with a side of absolutely ridiculous humour! The Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie is perfect for adults who love novelty sweets and outrageous jokes. With approximately 100 penis-shaped mints in every 3 oz (85 g) bag, it's a fun addition to birthday gifts, bachelorette celebrations, and adult-themed party baskets. Pair it with a cheeky greeting card or funny gift bag, and you've got a hilariously memorable surprise that might just leave everyone laughing!
Recommended Accessories
- Adult Humour Gifts: Pair the mints with another funny novelty for a memorable surprise.
- Novelty Gift Bags: Present the candy in a cheeky adult-themed gift bag.
- Funny Greeting Cards: Add an outrageous message to complete the joke.
- Additional Edible Candies: Build a playful assortment of novelty sweets.
- Decorative Gift Tissue: Add a colourful finishing touch to your gift presentation.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie?
It is a bag of refreshing, penis-shaped novelty breath mints designed to combine minty candy with cheeky adult humour.
How many mints are in each bag?
Each bag contains approximately 100 penis-shaped mints. The exact number may vary.
How much candy is in each bag?
Each bag contains 3 oz (85 g) of novelty breath mints.
What are the package dimensions?
The package measures 5.5 inches by 4 inches by 1 inch.
Are the mints shaped like penises?
Yes. The novelty candies feature a cheeky penis-shaped design.
Do the mints freshen your breath?
Yes. Little Geenie describes them as refreshing breath mints.
What flavour are the mints?
The manufacturer describes them as minty. A more specific mint flavour has not been provided.
Are Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks mints edible?
Yes. They are novelty breath mint candies intended for consumption. Always check the packaging for ingredients and warnings.
Are the mints sugar-free?
Sugar-free status has not been confirmed in the supplied manufacturer information.
Are the mints gluten-free or vegan?
Gluten-free and vegan status have not been confirmed. Check the package ingredients before consuming if you have dietary restrictions.
Are these mints suitable for bachelorette parties?
Yes. Their cheeky shape and adult humour make them a playful addition to grown-up celebrations.
Can I give these mints as a gag gift?
Absolutely. They're a fun novelty gift for adults who appreciate outrageous jokes.
Can these mints be included in an adult gift basket?
Yes. Their compact packaging makes them easy to include with other novelty treats and funny gifts.
How should I store the mints?
Follow the storage directions on the package. Generally, keeping candy in a cool, dry place away from moisture and excessive heat is recommended.
Are Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy available in-store?
No. Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie is available online only through Source Adult Toys and is drop shipped.