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Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

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Regular price $19.95
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Ready to deal a little dirty? Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards by Little Genie bring cheeky adult humour to classic card games. Featuring a hilarious penis-themed design, this novelty playing card deck is made for poker nights, bachelor and bachelorette parties, camping trips, and unforgettable gatherings with friends.

Spilled cocktails? Poolside splashes? Unexpected rain? No need to fold! These waterproof playing cards are designed to handle moisture and everyday party mishaps better than ordinary paper cards. Their durable, flexible construction makes them a fun and practical addition to your party supplies.

With a complete 52-card deck plus jokers, you can enjoy familiar favourites like poker, blackjack, and other classic card games. Whether you're hosting a backyard BBQ, planning an adults-only getaway, or shopping for a funny novelty gift, these cards deliver laughs with every hand.

Looking for more outrageous entertainment? Explore our Adult Games Collection or discover more playful novelties in our Little Genie Collection.

Key Features
  • Waterproof Design: Made to withstand spills, splashes, and moisture during indoor or outdoor card games.
  • Complete Playing Card Deck: Includes 52 standard playing cards plus jokers for traditional card games.
  • Hilarious Penis-Themed Artwork: Adds cheeky adult humour to poker nights, parties, and casual gatherings.
  • Durable Construction: Flexible plastic playing cards designed for repeated shuffling, dealing, and handling.
  • Party-Friendly Entertainment: Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, camping trips, and poolside gatherings.
  • Fun Novelty Gift: A playful gift for adults who appreciate outrageous humour and entertaining game nights.
Product Specifications
  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Product Name: Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards
  • Product Type: Adult novelty playing cards
  • Material: Plastic
  • Deck Contents: 52 playing cards plus jokers
  • Card Size: Approximately 3.5 x 2.5 inches (standard playing card size)
  • Design: Penis-themed novelty artwork
  • Water Resistance: Waterproof
  • Manufacturer SKU: BG.128
Use & Care
  • Play: Shuffle, deal, and enjoy your favourite standard card games with a humorous adult twist.
  • Outdoor Use: Suitable for poolside parties, camping, and other settings where occasional splashes or spills may occur.
  • Cleaning: Wipe away spills with a soft, damp cloth and allow the cards to dry before storing.
  • Storage: Keep the deck together in its packaging or a suitable card case when not in use.
  • Care Tip: Avoid prolonged submersion and excessive heat to help preserve the cards and printed design.
Staff Tip

Planning a bachelor or bachelorette party? Swap your ordinary playing cards for this cheeky waterproof deck. You can keep your favourite card game rules while adding a hilarious surprise to every hand.

Recommended Accessories
  • Adult Games: Discover additional party games and playful activities to keep your guests entertained.
  • Little Genie Novelties: Browse more humorous adult party accessories and novelty gifts from Little Genie.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are Dirty Penis Playing Cards waterproof?

Yes. These Little Genie playing cards feature waterproof construction designed to withstand spills, splashes, and moisture. They are a practical alternative to ordinary paper cards for poolside gatherings and outdoor parties.

How many cards are included in the deck?

The deck includes 52 standard playing cards plus jokers, allowing you to play traditional card games.

Can I use these cards for regular poker and blackjack games?

Absolutely! These novelty playing cards follow the standard playing card format, making them suitable for poker, blackjack, and other traditional card games. The cheeky design adds humour without requiring special rules.

Are these playing cards suitable for pool parties?

Yes. Their waterproof construction makes them a fun option for poolside entertainment, beach outings, and gatherings where accidental splashes are possible.

Are Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards a good novelty gift?

Yes! Their humorous penis-themed artwork makes them a playful gift for bachelor and bachelorette parties, adult birthdays, and friends who enjoy cheeky novelty items.

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