Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Silicone Grinder by XR
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Description
Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder by XR
Bring fantasy-inspired design and versatile hands-free positioning together with the Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder by XR. This dramatic deep-sea design combines a textured silicone shaft, removable vibrating bullet and adjustable mounting strap, allowing you to secure it to a variety of suitable surfaces for customized solo or partnered play.
Lord Neptune features a substantial 5.3-inch insertable shaft with sculpted ridges and raised deep-sea textures from top to base. At up to 2 inches in diameter, its fuller profile combines pronounced texture with flexible premium silicone for a distinctive alternative to traditional smooth designs.
A removable rechargeable bullet sends vibration through the silicone body with 3 speeds and 7 patterns, while the included wireless remote lets you change settings without reaching for the toy. The soft mounting strap adjusts from 12 to 52 inches in circumference, providing plenty of flexibility for securing the grinder around compatible pillows, thighs, forearms and furniture.
Premium silicone, neoprene and ABS construction is complemented by an IPX6 waterproof rating for convenient water-friendly play and cleanup. For comfortable use, pair Lord Neptune with an option from our Water-Based Lubricants collection, then keep the detailed silicone surfaces fresh with products from our Toy Cleaners collection.
Features
- Creature Cocks Fantasy Design: Deep-sea styling gives Lord Neptune a distinctive sculpted appearance.
- Textured Silicone Shaft: Raised ridges and bumps create varied sensation along the insertable surface.
- 5.3" Insertable Length: Substantial shaft provides plenty of usable length.
- 2" Maximum Diameter: Fuller proportions create a substantial profile.
- Removable Vibrating Bullet: Rechargeable bullet fits into the base and sends vibration through the silicone body.
- 3 Vibration Speeds: Choose from three levels of steady vibration.
- 7 Vibration Patterns: Explore seven changing rhythms for additional variety.
- Wireless Remote Control: Change vibration settings without reaching for the base.
- Adjustable Mounting Strap: Strap adjusts from 12" to 52" in circumference.
- Multiple Mounting Options: Soft straps can be positioned around compatible pillows, thighs, forearms and furniture.
- Hands-Free Versatility: Adjustable mounting makes it possible to experiment with different positions and angles.
- Premium Silicone: Smooth, flexible body-contact material with detailed sculpting.
- IPX6 Waterproof: Protected against powerful water jets for convenient water-friendly use and cleanup.
- Rechargeable: Includes a USB charging cable for the vibrating component.
- Phthalate-Free Silicone: Premium silicone construction is made without phthalates.
Specifications
- Brand: Creature Cocks by XR
- Product: Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder
- Type: Strap-Mount Vibrating Grinder
- Theme: Deep Sea / Fantasy
- Color: Blue
- Materials: Premium Silicone, Neoprene & ABS Plastic
- Overall Length: 6.2" (15.7 cm)
- Overall Width: 3.1" (7.9 cm)
- Overall Depth: 3.9" (9.9 cm)
- Insertable Length: 5.3" (13.5 cm)
- Widest Insertable Diameter: 2" (5.1 cm)
- Strap Adjustment: 12"–52" (30.5–132.1 cm) Circumference
- Vibration: 3 Speeds & 7 Patterns
- Vibrator: Removable Bullet
- Remote: Wireless
- Remote Battery: 1 AAA Battery (Not Included)
- Power: Rechargeable
- Charging: USB Cable Included
- Waterproof Rating: IPX6
- Recommended Lubricant: Water-Based
Use & Care
Charging
Fully charge the rechargeable vibrating component before first use using the supplied USB charging cable. Make sure all charging connections are completely clean and dry before connecting the cable.
Using the Adjustable Strap
The mounting strap adjusts from approximately 12 to 52 inches in circumference. Wrap it securely around a suitable stable surface and check that the grinder remains firmly positioned before use. Avoid attaching it to unstable furniture or objects that could shift unexpectedly.
Finding the Right Position
The adjustable mounting system allows you to experiment with different heights and angles. Position the grinder first, tighten the strap securely and test its stability before adding significant body weight or movement.
Using the Vibration
Lord Neptune provides three vibration speeds and seven patterns. Start with a lower setting and gradually explore the available intensities and rhythms. The wireless remote allows settings to be changed without adjusting the mounted toy.
Using the Removable Bullet
The vibrating bullet can be removed from the grinder for charging and easier cleaning. Make sure it is correctly positioned in the designated compartment before activating the vibration function.
Lubricant Compatibility
Use water-based lubricant with Lord Neptune's premium silicone construction. Because the shaft has pronounced raised textures and a substantial diameter, generous lubrication can help improve comfort and glide.
Water Resistance
Lord Neptune carries an IPX6 waterproof rating, meaning it is protected against powerful water jets. Follow the manufacturer's instructions regarding water exposure and do not assume an IPX6 product is suitable for prolonged full submersion.
Cleaning
Clean the silicone surfaces thoroughly with warm water and a compatible toy cleaner after each use, paying particular attention to the raised ridges and textured areas. Wipe the strap separately as appropriate for its neoprene construction and allow all components to dry completely.
Storage
Store Lord Neptune completely clean and dry in a cool location away from direct sunlight and excessive heat. Keep the silicone separated from toys made from other soft materials and store the USB cable and wireless remote nearby.
Staff Tip
Take advantage of the adjustable strap rather than treating Lord Neptune like a conventional toy. Try different mounting heights and angles until you find a position that feels comfortable, and always check that the strap is secure before use. With a 2-inch maximum diameter and pronounced texture, plenty of water-based lubricant is especially helpful.
Recommended Accessories
- Water-Based Lubricant: Provides extra glide for the substantial, highly textured silicone shaft while remaining compatible with the material.
- Toy Cleaner: Helps clean around Lord Neptune's detailed ridges, bumps and sculpted silicone surfaces after use.
FAQ
What is the Creature Cocks Lord Neptune?
Lord Neptune is a fantasy-inspired vibrating silicone grinder by XR featuring a textured insertable shaft, removable vibrating bullet, wireless remote and adjustable mounting strap.
How large is Lord Neptune?
The complete toy measures approximately 6.2 inches long, 3.1 inches wide and 3.9 inches deep.
What is the insertable size?
The insertable shaft measures approximately 5.3 inches long and reaches up to 2 inches in diameter at its widest point.
Is the shaft textured?
Yes. The silicone shaft features pronounced deep-sea-inspired ridges and raised textures rather than a completely smooth surface.
How does the mounting strap work?
The adjustable strap secures the grinder to a compatible stable surface. It adjusts from approximately 12 to 52 inches in circumference, allowing it to accommodate a wide range of mounting setups.
Can it be attached to a thigh or pillow?
Yes. The supplied product specifications specifically describe the soft adjustable strap as suitable for mounting around compatible pillows, thighs and forearms, as well as other appropriately sized stable surfaces.
How many vibration settings does it have?
Lord Neptune provides three vibration speeds and seven vibration patterns.
Does it include a remote control?
Yes. A wireless remote is included for controlling the vibration settings. The remote requires one AAA battery, which is not included.
Is Lord Neptune rechargeable?
Yes. The vibrating component is rechargeable, and a USB charging cable is included.
Is Lord Neptune waterproof?
It carries an IPX6 rating, providing protection against powerful water jets. IPX6 does not indicate that the product should be fully submerged for extended periods.
What lubricant should I use?
Water-based lubricant is recommended for compatibility with Lord Neptune's premium silicone construction.