Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards by Little Genie

These waterproof cards laugh in the face of adversity—whether it's a spilled cocktail, an unexpected splash, or a full-on game night in the hot tub. Built for good times and bad behavior, they’re as durable as your poker face (but hopefully way less serious).

Perfect for pool parties, camping trips, or that one friend who can't seem to keep their drink upright, these cards keep the game going strong—no matter what life (or your crew) throws at them.

Key Features:

• 💧 100% Waterproof: Spills? Rain? No problem. Wipe and play on.

• 🃏 Full 52-Card Deck + Jokers: Everything you need for poker night, slapjack, or your weird cousin’s made-up game.

• 💪 Tear-Resistant & Durable: Flexible, strong, and built to last hand after hand.

• 🎉 Perfect for Parties: Ideal for beach days, BBQs, camping, and any place things might get messy.

• 😎 Sleek Design: Modern, eye-catching look with a smooth feel that shuffles like a dream.

Play hard, spill harder—your cards can handle it. Grab a deck and let the games (and drinks) begin.