{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-ish-crayons","title":"Offensive-ish Crayons by Wood Rocket","description":"\n\u003cp style=\"color: #d32f2f; font-weight: 700;\"\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eONLINE EXCLUSIVE — Ships Directly From Our Supplier\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot available for in-store pickup or local same-day delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite ready for the full chaos of Offensive Crayons? Meet \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive-ish Crayons by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e, the slightly more socially acceptable way to bring questionable humour to your colouring sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the makers of the original Offensive Crayons, this cheeky novelty collection delivers irreverent comedy with a supposedly more workplace-friendly attitude. With ridiculous colour names like Safe Space Sienna, Child Bride Blue, and the refreshingly straightforward Black, these crayons prove that even colouring supplies can have a sarcastic sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for adults who appreciate satire, awkward jokes, and gifts that push the boundaries of good taste, Offensive-ish Crayons make a hilarious addition to birthdays, office gift exchanges, adult colouring nights, and party activities. They're just offensive enough to earn a disapproving glance from HR without going completely overboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a friend with a wicked sense of humour or looking to make your next colouring session a little less innocent, this Wood Rocket novelty brings a playful dose of sarcasm to the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffensive-ish Humour:\u003c\/strong\u003e A slightly toned-down take on the original Offensive Crayons concept.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRidiculous Colour Names:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features cheeky shades including Safe Space Sienna, Child Bride Blue, and Black.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSatirical Novelty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Combines everyday colouring supplies with irreverent adult humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Gift Idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e Great for birthdays, novelty gift exchanges, and friends who appreciate sarcastic comedy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParty Entertainment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adds an unexpected laugh to adult colouring activities and casual gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket Original:\u003c\/strong\u003e From the makers of the popular Offensive Crayons collection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive-ish Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty colouring crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Satirical and irreverent humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUse for colouring activities on suitable paper or in colouring books.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep the crayons together in their packaging between uses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eChoose an audience that appreciates sarcastic and potentially offensive humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStaff Tip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eLooking for a funny gift that isn't quite as outrageous as the original Offensive Crayons? 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