{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-porn-pack","title":"Offensive Crayons Porn Pack by Wood Rocket","description":"\n\u003cp style=\"color: #d32f2f; font-weight: 700;\"\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eONLINE EXCLUSIVE — Ships Directly From Our Supplier\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot available for in-store pickup or local same-day delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGet ready to colour outside the lines with the \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons Porn Pack by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e! From the makers of the popular Offensive Crayons, this hilariously naughty collection puts an adults-only twist on an everyday colouring essential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains 24 crayons featuring cheeky, sex-themed colour names designed to get a laugh before you even open the box. With outrageous shades like Oral Orange, Peg Me Purple, and I Think I Am Going To...Cream, ordinary colouring takes a decidedly inappropriate turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for adult colouring books, novelty gifts, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or a hilarious addition to your next game night, these crayons bring plenty of personality to creative activities. Pair them with Wood Rocket's adult colouring books for an entertaining gift combination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e24 Naughty Crayons:\u003c\/strong\u003e A complete pack of 24 crayons, each featuring a cheeky adult-themed colour name.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious Colour Names:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes outrageous shades such as Oral Orange, Peg Me Purple, and I Think I Am Going To...Cream.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdults-Only Humour:\u003c\/strong\u003e A playful, sex-themed twist on traditional colouring supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFun Novelty Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e Great for adult birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and cheeky gift exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay-Friendly Packaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e The box can stand upright or hang on a retail display hook.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCreative Entertainment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pairs naturally with adult colouring books for a humorous colouring session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons Porn Pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult novelty crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 crayons per pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sex-themed humour and novelty colouring\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stand-up box with hanging display hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUse with adult colouring books or other suitable colouring paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep crayons in their original packaging between colouring sessions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eIntended as an adult novelty colouring product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStaff Tip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003ePair the Porn Pack with a Wood Rocket adult colouring book for a hilarious gift bundle. 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