{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-holiday-edition-24-pack","title":"Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #c8102e; color: #ffffff; text-align: center; padding: 12px 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1px;\"\u003e\n  ONLINE EXCLUSIVE\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eOffensive Crayons Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeck the halls with sarcasm and questionable holiday cheer!\u003c\/strong\u003e Forget traditional festive colours and picture-perfect holiday celebrations. The \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e brings an outrageously irreverent twist to seasonal creativity with \u003cstrong\u003e24 assorted novelty crayons\u003c\/strong\u003e designed to capture the awkwardness, frustration, and hilarious misery of the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause the holidays aren't always merry and bright!\u003c\/strong\u003e Between awkward office parties, uncomfortable family gatherings, endless shopping lists, and the pressure to find the perfect gift, the holiday season can be a lot. These cheeky crayons celebrate the chaos with a healthy dose of sarcasm and adult humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e24 assorted crayons and absolutely no holiday filter!\u003c\/strong\u003e This festive edition features an advertised assortment of \u003cstrong\u003e24 crayons\u003c\/strong\u003e with the irreverent seasonal attitude that makes Offensive Crayons so entertaining. Wood Rocket even jokes that you might receive only 22 or 23 different shades, adding another layer of humour to the product's deliberately ridiculous presentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCelebrate the season of capitalism!\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing says holiday spirit quite like obligatory gift exchanges, crowded shopping centres, and spending money on people you barely know. Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition pokes fun at the commercial side of the season with humour that's anything but traditional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBetter than another boring gift card!\u003c\/strong\u003e Need something for your office Secret Santa exchange? Wood Rocket jokingly promises these crayons are a marginally better gift than the Starbucks card you were planning to give Janet in accounting. They're an entertaining alternative for anyone who appreciates sarcastic novelty gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurn holiday frustration into colourful creativity!\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're relaxing after a long day of shopping, escaping another awkward gathering, or simply enjoying a little adult colouring, these novelty crayons add personality to your creative downtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for white elephant exchanges!\u003c\/strong\u003e Looking for a gift that's funny, unexpected, and just a little inappropriate? Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition is an entertaining choice for white elephant parties, Secret Santa exchanges, and holiday gatherings with adults who enjoy irreverent humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA stocking stuffer with attitude!\u003c\/strong\u003e Forget predictable holiday trinkets. These cheeky crayons make a memorable little surprise for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate sarcastic jokes and unconventional gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePair them with an adult colouring book!\u003c\/strong\u003e Combine these novelty crayons with a funny or inappropriate colouring book to create a playful holiday gift bundle. It's a creative alternative to another candle, mug, or pair of socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket puts the naughty in holiday creativity!\u003c\/strong\u003e Known for outrageous novelty products and unapologetic humour, Wood Rocket delivers a seasonal spin on its Offensive Crayons concept that's perfect for adults who prefer their holiday celebrations with a little sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eOffensive Crayons Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eHoliday-themed edition of the Offensive Crayons novelty concept.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAdvertised assortment of 24 crayons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSupplier humorously suggests some shades may be duplicated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eIrreverent seasonal humour inspired by holiday frustrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003ePlayful commentary on awkward holiday celebrations and consumerism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCheeky alternative to traditional art supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFun companion for adult colouring books.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003ePerfect for white elephant gift exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eGreat for Secret Santa parties and office gift swaps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eMemorable novelty stocking stuffer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFun gift for adults who appreciate sarcastic humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCreative way to add personality to holiday colouring activities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDistinctive Wood Rocket novelty product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCategory:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult Humour \/ Holiday Novelty Gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holiday Edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvertised Crayon Count:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 Assorted Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Unique Colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Guaranteed; Supplier Jokes About 22–23 Different Shades\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColour Names:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holiday-Themed; Specific Names Not Provided\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Colour List:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Provided\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrayon Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrayon Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNon-Toxic Certification:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWashable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColouring Book Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Holiday Humour \/ Seasonal Sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Christmas, Secret Santa, White Elephant Exchanges, Office Parties, and Holiday Gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty Colouring \/ Holiday Gag Gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Enjoy:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003col\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eOpen your Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition package.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eExplore the assortment of cheeky holiday-themed colours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eChoose an adult colouring book, sketchbook, or suitable paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSelect your favourite shade and start colouring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eExperiment with different colour combinations and creative designs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eEnjoy the irreverent humour while creating your holiday masterpiece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eReturn the crayons to their packaging or a suitable storage container after use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare \u0026amp; Storage:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStore in a cool, dry location.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep away from direct sunlight and excessive heat to help prevent softening or melting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAvoid dropping or applying excessive pressure that may break the crayons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUse on suitable colouring or drawing surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eProtect furniture and other surfaces from unwanted marks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDo not ingest or use as cosmetics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWash hands after use if colour residue remains.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep away from young children due to the adult-oriented humour and unconfirmed safety certifications.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition is a novelty product intended for adults who appreciate provocative seasonal humour. The supplier advertises 24 assorted crayons but jokingly suggests the assortment may contain duplicate shades. Specific colour names, material composition, washability, and non-toxic certification have not been confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStaff Tip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake your Secret Santa gift unforgettable!\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket is a hilarious alternative to another predictable gift card. Pair it with a cheeky adult colouring book for a sarcastic holiday gift bundle, or bring it to a white elephant exchange where irreverent humour is welcome. Just remember that the humour is intended for adults and may not suit every workplace or family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Accessories\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eDiscover more hilarious holiday gifts and cheeky novelty accessories from Source Adult Toys:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/collections\/adult-humor\"\u003eAdult Humor\u003c\/a\u003e\n      – Explore sarcastic gifts, outrageous novelty accessories, and adult humour that's perfect for holiday gift exchanges.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/collections\/wood-rocket\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e\n      – Browse more irreverent colouring books, novelty crayons, and distinctive gag gifts from Wood Rocket.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to colour your way through the holiday chaos?\u003c\/strong\u003e Add \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons Holiday Edition by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e to your seasonal gift collection and enjoy an advertised assortment of \u003cstrong\u003e24 novelty crayons with outrageously irreverent holiday humour\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for adult colouring, sarcastic stocking stuffers, office Secret Santa exchanges, and white elephant parties, these crayons bring a hilariously inappropriate twist to festive creativity. \u003cstrong\u003eForget perfect holiday cheer. Embrace the colourful chaos!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"*Holidays*","offer_id":68397511770363,"sku":"WR-CRA-009","price":17.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0275\/6001\/8055\/files\/Holiday-edition-offensive-crayons-24pcs--by-wood-rocket-source-adult-toys.jpg?v=1794075747","url":"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/products\/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-holiday-edition-24-pack","provider":"SOURCE ADULT TOYS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}