{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-crayons-24-assorted-colors","title":"Offensive Crayons by Wood Rocket","description":"\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #c8102e; color: #ffffff; text-align: center; padding: 12px 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1px;\"\u003e\n  ONLINE EXCLUSIVE\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eOffensive Crayons by Wood Rocket\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho says colouring has to be polite?\u003c\/strong\u003e Forget ordinary shades like blue, violet, and burnt sienna. The \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e bring an outrageous twist to a childhood classic with hilariously inappropriate colour names and an unapologetically irreverent sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGoodbye, boring colours. Hello, questionable creativity!\u003c\/strong\u003e Why settle for a traditional box of crayons when you can colour with shades like \u003cstrong\u003e\"Suspicious Cold Sore Red\"\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e\"Privilege\"\u003c\/strong\u003e? These cheeky novelty crayons turn an everyday art supply into a conversation starter that's definitely intended for grown-ups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e24 assorted crayons and absolutely no filter!\u003c\/strong\u003e Each box is advertised as containing \u003cstrong\u003e24 assorted crayons\u003c\/strong\u003e, complete with unconventional colour names that make colouring a little more entertaining. Wood Rocket even jokes that you might get only 22 or 23 different shades, so don't expect a perfectly coordinated artist's palette!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColour outside the lines of good taste!\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons are designed for adults who appreciate provocative jokes, sarcastic humour, and novelty gifts that don't take themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake your next colouring session ridiculous!\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair these crayons with an adult colouring book and discover how much fun it can be to create artwork using colours with names that sound like they belong in a comedy routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift for someone who's easily amused and hard to offend!\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're shopping for a birthday, white elephant exchange, Secret Santa party, or just because, these crayons make a hilarious alternative to ordinary novelty gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA throwback with an adult twist!\u003c\/strong\u003e Remember opening a fresh box of crayons and deciding which colour to use first? Wood Rocket brings back that familiar experience, replacing traditional colour names with cheeky, deliberately outrageous alternatives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for grown-up gift baskets!\u003c\/strong\u003e Add Offensive Crayons to a collection of adult colouring books, sarcastic stationery, or other humorous novelty accessories for an unforgettable gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot your average art supplies!\u003c\/strong\u003e These crayons combine the familiar fun of colouring with the kind of humour you'd expect from Wood Rocket. They're part creative accessory, part novelty gift, and entirely ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet your creativity get a little inappropriate!\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're actually colouring or simply enjoying the outrageous labels, Offensive Crayons bring plenty of personality to your art supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eOffensive Crayons by Wood Rocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAdult novelty crayons featuring outrageous colour names.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAdvertised assortment of 24 crayons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSupplier humorously suggests some shades may be duplicated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFeatures unconventional names such as \"Suspicious Cold Sore Red\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAlso includes a shade named \"Privilege\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eIrreverent, sarcastic, and deliberately provocative humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003ePlayful alternative to traditional crayons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eGreat companion for adult colouring books.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFun for white elephant and Secret Santa gift exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eMemorable birthday or holiday novelty gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDesigned for adults who appreciate edgy comedy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDistinctive Wood Rocket novelty product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCategory:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult Humour \/ Novelty Art Supplies\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvertised Crayon Count:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 Assorted Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Unique Colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Guaranteed; Supplier Jokes About 22–23 Different Shades\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExample Colour Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suspicious Cold Sore Red\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdditional Example:\u003c\/strong\u003e Privilege\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Colour List:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Provided\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrayon Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrayon Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNon-Toxic Certification:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWashable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColouring Book Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Humour \/ Irreverent Colour Names\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty Colouring \/ Adult Gag Gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Enjoy:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003col\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eOpen the package and explore the outrageous colour names.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eChoose an adult colouring book, sketchbook, or suitable paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSelect your favourite appropriately inappropriate shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eColour, draw, or doodle using light to moderate pressure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eExperiment with different colour combinations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eShare the funny names with friends who appreciate edgy humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eReturn the crayons to their packaging or a suitable storage container after use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare \u0026amp; Storage:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStore in a cool, dry location.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep away from direct sunlight and excessive heat to help prevent softening or melting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAvoid dropping or applying excessive pressure that may break the crayons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eUse on suitable colouring or drawing surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eProtect furniture and other surfaces from unwanted marks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eDo not ingest or use as cosmetics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWash hands after use if colour residue remains.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep out of reach of young children.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offensive Crayons are novelty art supplies intended for adults. Their labels contain deliberately provocative humour that may not suit all audiences. The supplier advertises 24 assorted crayons but jokingly suggests the assortment may contain duplicate shades. Non-toxic certification, washability, and complete material specifications have not been confirmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStaff Tip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuild the ultimate inappropriate colouring kit!\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair Offensive Crayons by Wood Rocket with a cheeky adult colouring book for a hilarious birthday gift, white elephant surprise, or Secret Santa exchange. They're especially entertaining when the recipient reads the colour names before starting their masterpiece. For best results, use on suitable paper and store away from heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Accessories\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eDiscover more outrageous novelty gifts and creative accessories from Source Adult Toys:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/collections\/adult-humor\"\u003eAdult Humor\u003c\/a\u003e\n      – Explore hilarious gag gifts, cheeky stationery, adult colouring books, and novelty accessories for people who appreciate irreverent humour.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n      \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/collections\/wood-rocket\"\u003eWood Rocket\u003c\/a\u003e\n      – Browse more outrageous novelty gifts, adult colouring books, and playful accessories from Wood Rocket.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to colour without a filter?\u003c\/strong\u003e Add \u003cstrong\u003eOffensive Crayons by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e to your novelty collection and enjoy an advertised assortment of \u003cstrong\u003e24 crayons with hilariously inappropriate colour names\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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