{"product_id":"wood-rocket-fuck-you-asshole-keychain","title":"You Asshole Keychain by Wood Rocket","description":"\n\u003cp style=\"color: #d32f2f; font-weight: 700;\"\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eONLINE EXCLUSIVE — Ships Directly From Our Supplier\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot available for in-store pickup or local same-day delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive your keys a little attitude!\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eFuck Buddies: Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain by Wood Rocket\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilariously cheeky accessory that combines a cute butt plug design with a bold, unapologetic message. Featuring the phrase \u003cstrong\u003e\"Fuck You, Asshole!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, this playful enamel keychain is perfect for anyone who appreciates outrageous adult humour and novelty accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall accessory, big personality!\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of the \u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket Fuck Buddies Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e, this novelty keychain features a fun butt plug-inspired design with colourful soft enamel detailing. It's a cheeky way to add personality to your keys, backpack, purse, or favourite bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCompact, colourful, and full of attitude!\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring \u003cstrong\u003e3\" high x 1.75\" long x 0.5\" wide\u003c\/strong\u003e, this distinctive keychain is designed to stand out without taking up too much space. The attached key ring hoop makes it easy to add to your everyday accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious gift for your favourite troublemaker!\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're shopping for a friend with a wicked sense of humour, putting together a cheeky gift basket, or looking for a funny stocking stuffer, the Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain is sure to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause sometimes your accessories should do the talking!\u003c\/strong\u003e With its playful butt plug design and hilariously blunt message, this Wood Rocket keychain is a fun addition to any adult novelty collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Butt Plug Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a cute butt plug-inspired shape with a humorous adult message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Printed Phrase:\u003c\/strong\u003e Displays the outrageous statement \"Fuck You, Asshole!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft Enamel Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features decorative soft enamel detailing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompact Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measures 3\" high x 1.75\" long x 0.5\" wide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKey Ring Hoop:\u003c\/strong\u003e Easily attaches to keys, bags, backpacks, and other accessories.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFun Novelty Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for birthdays, stocking stuffers, gag gifts, and friends who appreciate cheeky adult humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCollection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fuck Buddies\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult novelty enamel keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Butt plug-inspired novelty design\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Fuck You, Asshole!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft enamel\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Key ring hoop\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decorative accessory and novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdditional Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Exact metal composition, weight, and packaging details have not been specified by the supplier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAttach the key ring hoop to your keys, backpack, purse, or another suitable accessory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWipe gently with a soft, dry cloth to remove fingerprints and surface dust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAvoid abrasive cleaners that could scratch or damage the soft enamel finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep away from prolonged moisture exposure and harsh chemicals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eAvoid bending or applying excessive force to the key ring attachment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStore in a clean, dry location when not in use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eKeep away from small children due to the adult language and small accessory components.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant:\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is a decorative novelty keychain only. It is not intended for intimate use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n  \u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStaff Tip\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLooking for a gift with absolutely no filter?\u003c\/strong\u003e The Fuck You, Asshole! Keychain makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or addition to a cheeky birthday gift basket. 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