{"product_id":"suck-a-bag-of-minty-dicks-candy-little-geenie","title":"Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #d00000;\"\u003eAvailable Online Only, item is drop shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh breath has never been this hilariously inappropriate!\u003c\/strong\u003e Get ready to freshen your breath and tickle your funny bone with \u003cstrong\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie\u003c\/strong\u003e! These cheeky \u003cstrong\u003epenis-shaped breath mints\u003c\/strong\u003e combine refreshing minty flavour with outrageous adult humour, making them the perfect novelty candy for anyone who appreciates a naughty joke. Each bag contains \u003cstrong\u003e3 oz (85 g) of penis-shaped mints, approximately 100 pieces\u003c\/strong\u003e, delivering plenty of opportunities for laughs, smiles, and fresh-breath moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho knew fresh breath could come with so much attitude?\u003c\/strong\u003e Forget ordinary breath mints and predictable candy containers. The \u003cstrong\u003eLittle Geenie Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a playful twist to a familiar everyday treat. With their cheeky shape and refreshing minty character, these novelty mints are designed to make people laugh before they even taste one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA mouthful of minty mischief!\u003c\/strong\u003e These funny adult candies are shaped like tiny penises, giving traditional breath mints a hilarious makeover. Whether you're handing them out at an adult party or surprising a friend with a gag gift, their outrageous design is sure to spark a conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep your breath fresh and your humour filthy!\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e is described by Little Geenie as a refreshing way to freshen your breath. Enjoy the familiar appeal of a mint with the added entertainment of an unforgettable novelty shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproximately 100 little reasons to laugh!\u003c\/strong\u003e Each bag contains \u003cstrong\u003eapproximately 100 penis-shaped mints\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving you a generous collection of bite-sized novelty candies. The piece count is approximate, so the exact number may vary from bag to bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree ounces of pure cheeky fun!\u003c\/strong\u003e With a confirmed net weight of \u003cstrong\u003e3 oz (85 g)\u003c\/strong\u003e, this novelty candy bag makes a playful addition to adult party supplies, funny gift baskets, or personal candy collections. It's a convenient option for anyone who enjoys combining sweet treats with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall bag, enormous personality!\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring \u003cstrong\u003e5.5 inches by 4 inches by 1 inch\u003c\/strong\u003e, the bag offers a compact format for gifting, displaying, or storing. Its convenient dimensions make it easy to include in an adult-themed gift package or novelty candy assortment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake your next party a little more outrageous!\u003c\/strong\u003e Looking for a funny conversation starter for an adult celebration? These \u003cstrong\u003epenis-shaped mint candies\u003c\/strong\u003e are a cheeky choice for grown-up birthday parties, bachelorette celebrations, and other occasions where irreverent humour is welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive your gag gifts a refreshing twist!\u003c\/strong\u003e A bag of Minty Dicks is an entertaining choice for the friend who seems to have everything, especially if that friend appreciates ridiculous jokes. Pair it with a humorous greeting card or novelty gift bag for a memorable surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for the friend with absolutely no filter!\u003c\/strong\u003e Some people prefer traditional chocolates and candy. Others want a treat that makes them burst out laughing. The \u003cstrong\u003eLittle Geenie Minty Dicks Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for the second group, combining edible novelty fun with a boldly inappropriate sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBring a little sass to your candy stash!\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're shopping for a funny birthday present or adding a cheeky treat to your personal collection, these novelty breath mints deliver a playful alternative to everyday mint candies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious addition to adult gift baskets!\u003c\/strong\u003e Build a memorable novelty gift package by combining \u003cstrong\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e with other funny candies, adult humour accessories, and a cheeky greeting card. The compact bag size makes it easy to include in a larger themed surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurn ordinary party favours into laugh-out-loud surprises!\u003c\/strong\u003e These penis-shaped mints are a fun option for adult party favour tables, novelty candy displays, and cheeky celebrations. Keep them in their original packaging so guests can identify the product and review its label before enjoying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRefreshingly funny from the first look!\u003c\/strong\u003e The charm of these mints is their combination of familiar breath-freshening candy and outrageous novelty styling. They're designed to entertain adults who enjoy playful products that refuse to take themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake your next gift exchange unforgettable!\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie\u003c\/strong\u003e is a natural fit for humorous holiday exchanges, funny birthday surprises, and adult-themed gift baskets. Sometimes the best present is the one that makes everyone laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's not just candy, it's a conversation starter!\u003c\/strong\u003e With their distinctive penis shape and cheeky product name, these mints add personality to your snack collection. They're a playful way to share a joke with friends who appreciate adult humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to freshen up with a little mischief?\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're treating yourself or surprising someone else, these novelty breath mints combine refreshing flavour with a hilariously bold presentation. They're proof that even something as simple as a mint can have a mischievous personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive ordinary breath mints the day off!\u003c\/strong\u003e With \u003cstrong\u003eapproximately 100 penis-shaped mints per bag, a 3 oz (85 g) net weight, and compact 5.5\" x 4\" x 1\" packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e, this Little Geenie candy makes a memorable novelty gift for adults who enjoy a little laughter with their refreshments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady for a bag full of minty attitude?\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie\u003c\/strong\u003e brings together cheeky adult humour, refreshing breath mints, and an unmistakably funny design. Give them as a gift, bring them to a party, or keep them around for a hilariously refreshing moment!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCraving more sweet treats with a naughty sense of humour? Explore our collection of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/collections\/edible-candies\"\u003eEdible Candies\u003c\/a\u003e for more playful sweets and novelty treats, or browse our selection of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sourceadult.com\/collections\/adult-humor\"\u003eAdult Humor\u003c\/a\u003e for hilarious gifts, cheeky surprises, and laugh-out-loud novelties at Source Adult Toys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePenis-Shaped Breath Mints:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny novelty candies shaped like miniature penises.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRefreshing Minty Character:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed to freshen your breath with a playful twist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApproximately 100 Mints:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each bag contains around 100 pieces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 oz Net Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains 3 ounces of novelty mint candy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e85 g Net Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metric net weight is 85 grams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompact Bag Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measures 5.5\" x 4\" x 1\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Adult Humour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Combines an outrageous name with a hilarious candy shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Gag Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e A playful surprise for adults with a sense of humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBachelorette Party Candy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A fun addition to grown-up celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Birthday Treat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adds a cheeky twist to birthday gift baskets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNovelty Party Favours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for adult party tables and themed celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation Starter:\u003c\/strong\u003e The unusual shape makes these mints memorable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift Basket Friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e Compact packaging works well with other novelty gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdible Novelty Candy:\u003c\/strong\u003e A humorous alternative to ordinary breath mints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Geenie Brand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Part of Little Geenie's playful adult novelty selection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Little Geenie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty breath mints \/ edible candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCandy Shape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Penis-shaped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavour Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Minty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNet Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 oz (85 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Quantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 pieces per bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Width:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Height:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Depth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.5\" x 4\" x 1\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Theme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult humour \/ novelty candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Purpose:\u003c\/strong\u003e Breath-freshening novelty candy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExact Mint Ingredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not provided\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAllergen Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not provided\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSugar Content:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSugar-Free:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGluten-Free:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVegan:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVegetarian:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not confirmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtificial Colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCountry of Manufacture:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not specified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExpiration Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e Refer to product packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntended Audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Availability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Online only; drop shipped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGift Ideas \u0026amp; Occasions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Birthday Parties:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add a cheeky candy surprise to the celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBachelorette Parties:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bring some hilariously inappropriate fun to the party table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGag Gift Exchanges:\u003c\/strong\u003e Surprise someone who appreciates outrageous jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Holiday Gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Include a bag in an adult-themed gift exchange.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNovelty Gift Baskets:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair with other playful candies and funny accessories.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJust-Because Gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Make a friend laugh with an unexpected minty surprise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Party Favours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add a cheeky touch to grown-up party celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFriendship Gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for a best friend with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNovelty Candy Displays:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add personality to an adult-themed candy assortment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Greeting Card Gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair with a sarcastic card for extra laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGetting Started with Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspect the candy bag before opening.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the package for ingredient and allergen information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview the best-before or expiration information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen the package according to its design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemove a mint with clean, dry hands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy the mint according to the product label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the remaining candy protected from moisture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore the bag according to the manufacturer's instructions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweet Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e The funny shape makes these mints a great conversation starter at adult gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoying the Refreshing Minty Flavour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLittle Geenie describes these candies as refreshing breath mints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy as an occasional novelty candy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFollow any serving guidance printed on the package.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not consume if you are allergic to any listed ingredients.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the mints dry between uses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not use candy as a replacement for regular dental care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnderstanding the Approximate Piece Count\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag contains approximately \u003cstrong\u003e100 penis-shaped mints\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe quantity is an estimate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe exact number of pieces may vary.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet weight is confirmed as 3 oz (85 g).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse the package label for any additional quantity details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUsing the Candy for Adult Party Favours\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese novelty mints are a playful addition to adult celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the candy in its original packaging when possible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake ingredient information available to guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConsider guests' allergies and dietary restrictions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse them for adult-oriented events where the humour is appropriate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from young children due to choking risks and adult-themed presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreating a Funny Novelty Gift Basket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose an appropriately sized gift bag or basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a bag of Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInclude other separately purchased novelty treats if desired.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a humorous greeting card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse decorative tissue paper for presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep food items in their original packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGive the gift to someone who appreciates adult humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChecking 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packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from excessive heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtect from moisture and humidity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid leaving the bag open unnecessarily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not consume candy that appears contaminated or damaged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFood Safety \u0026amp; Handling\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry your hands before handling unpackaged candy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid touching multiple mints unnecessarily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not share loose candy that has been handled by several people.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from dirty or wet surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFollow the manufacturer's food safety instructions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUsing the Mints as a Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag's outrageous name and novelty candy shape make it an entertaining gift for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose a recipient who appreciates explicit humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePair with a funny greeting card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInclude in a birthday or holiday novelty gift basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep the original package intact for food safety information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet the candy's cheeky design deliver the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStorage, Safety \u0026amp; Shelf Life\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore according to the product label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep in a cool, dry location.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtect from moisture and direct sunlight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the expiration or best-before information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not consume after the date indicated on the package if the label advises against it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from young children and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the ingredient list for allergens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscard candy that appears spoiled, contaminated, or otherwise unsafe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small candies can present a choking hazard. Use appropriate caution and keep out of reach of young children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eStaff Tip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFresh breath with a side of absolutely ridiculous humour!\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eSuck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for adults who love novelty sweets and outrageous jokes. With \u003cstrong\u003eapproximately 100 penis-shaped mints in every 3 oz (85 g) bag\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's a fun addition to birthday gifts, bachelorette celebrations, and adult-themed party baskets. Pair it with a cheeky greeting card or funny gift bag, and you've got a hilariously memorable surprise that might just leave everyone laughing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eRecommended Accessories\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Humour Gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair the mints with another funny novelty for a memorable surprise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNovelty Gift Bags:\u003c\/strong\u003e Present the candy in a cheeky adult-themed gift bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Greeting Cards:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add an outrageous message to complete the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdditional Edible Candies:\u003c\/strong\u003e Build a playful assortment of novelty sweets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDecorative Gift Tissue:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add a colourful finishing touch to your gift presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Candy by Little Geenie?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a bag of refreshing, penis-shaped novelty breath mints designed to combine minty candy with cheeky adult humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow many mints are in each bag?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag contains approximately \u003cstrong\u003e100 penis-shaped mints\u003c\/strong\u003e. The exact number may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow much candy is in each bag?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag contains \u003cstrong\u003e3 oz (85 g)\u003c\/strong\u003e of novelty breath mints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the package dimensions?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe package measures \u003cstrong\u003e5.5 inches by 4 inches by 1 inch\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the mints shaped like penises?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The novelty candies feature a cheeky penis-shaped design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo the mints freshen your breath?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Little Geenie describes them as refreshing breath mints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat flavour are the mints?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe manufacturer describes them as minty. A more specific mint flavour has not been provided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks mints edible?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. They are novelty breath mint candies intended for consumption. Always check the packaging for ingredients and warnings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the mints sugar-free?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSugar-free status has not been confirmed in the supplied manufacturer information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the mints gluten-free or vegan?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGluten-free and vegan status have not been confirmed. Check the package ingredients before consuming if you have dietary restrictions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre these mints suitable for bachelorette parties?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Their cheeky shape and adult humour make them a playful addition to grown-up celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I give these mints as a gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. They're a fun novelty gift for adults who appreciate outrageous jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan these mints be included in an adult gift basket?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Their compact packaging makes them easy to include with other novelty treats and funny gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I store the mints?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the storage directions on the package. 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